What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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