- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

The WNBA

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Agent 47.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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