Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Your biggest fan.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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woman's rights

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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oh hai

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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