- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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