- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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