Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Black people having a Job.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Anti Joke

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