- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Womens rights

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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