- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A shark ate your mom

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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