- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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