- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

david what a baghead

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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