- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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