- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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