penis haha

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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