- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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