What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Women's rights.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

PSN IS UP

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A black man walks Into a bar.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Nock Nock It's open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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