- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What is a jew in space? Dead

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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