- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Black people being friendly.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

OIO

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

I have suicidal thoughts

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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