- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Women.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Me Neither.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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