- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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