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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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giddy goat

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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