- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

roses are red, violets are blue.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

The guy above me has a very nice joke

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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