When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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