A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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