Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Laugh

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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bryden is a faggot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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