- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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