What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Of course, first door on your left

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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