- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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