What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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