The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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