- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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