What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Here's another:

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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canadians

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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