- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

obama's promises

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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