- Anti Joke

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on