"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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canada

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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nickel back

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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