- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

obama's promises

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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