A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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I'm sn otter

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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