- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Christianity

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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