Women's rights

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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