Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Tell you something funny.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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