- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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