What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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