- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

whos district champs not JM

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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