Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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