- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Cancer

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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