What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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