Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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nickel back

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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White men's rights

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Women's rights

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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