Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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