why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Women's rights.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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