When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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