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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.