knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Xbox One

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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the WNBA

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Black people being friendly.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Anti Joke

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