roses are black violets are black im blind

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Ken wins!

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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