roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

The Game.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

i love to lick...

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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