- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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