A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Anti Joke

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