Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

religion

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

The government

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

lipstick pig

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Anti Joke

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