- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Testicles.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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