hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Two english guys meet at work

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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