Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Daym im romantic

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potatoes

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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