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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.