- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

You will not press the like button.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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