Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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