What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Brad Fuller!

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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