A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A man... walks.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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out of your comfort zone

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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