what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

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