One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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VAGINA.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Donald Trump

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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