how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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