- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Womens rights !

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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