- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Me Neither.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass